Monday, May 7, 2012

Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

(Source: nerdgirling)

Sunday, April 29, 2012

quoilecanard:

Our second rescue from beagles who have lived their entire lives inside a research laboratory. These beagles have known nothing except the confines of metal cages. They have known no soft human touch, no warm bed, no companionship, no love. They have never been outside or sniffed a tree or grass. 

 Finally, after years of being poked and prodded, these beagles are FREE! ARME got the call that a facility was willing to release them to us after they had been used in several tests. We picked them up on June 8th and now they are all in loving foster homes, and one has already been adopted. (Click here too see the video).

I can never not reblog this. I’ll never understand what kind of monstrous person could live with themselves after treating any animal this way. I hope every animal tester and vivisector rots.

;__;
This makes me cry every fucking time.  
Fuck all animal torturers.

(Source: frozensecond)

(Source: ex-daul)

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Anonymous asked: Hi, I just wanted to let you know that the gif that you just reblogged, "They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people." is from the TV series "Parks and Recreation".

I need to start watching this show, seeing as I make all my life decisions based on cute gifs found on tumblr. Thanks, helpful anon!

GPOY

If anyone could tell me where this is from, I’d love you forever.

(Source: tehnerd)

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

“I’m ashamed of running away from nothing at all.  I just can’t deal with these feelings any more.  But when I look around at the fiends who would needle away my resolve, who would recreate me in their image, I recognize their insignificance.  And so the winds of history disperse the fog of mysticism.  The weeds of technology, those vast mechanical growths, release their stranglehold on culture.  We call to the blackest sun to wither away.  And I seek an end.  If I could but see it.  And by the actions of my own hands, it is revealed.  This new epoch when mastery has turned to fellowship, when those with a hatred for life have seen an end to their own:  these intellectuals who replaces facts with their mythologies, these tiresome brutes who violently sustain might makes right pedagogy.  A new world springs from the corpse of the old.  Our most ephemeral desires and our most treasured dreams lay the foundation for a brilliant new reality.  Social interaction is no longer defined by dutiful sadism.  The death of the system, the system of death.  This will be the day.”

Monday, April 23, 2012

Oh hai.

So, finally going to start doing this tumblr thing. If I’ve just started following you, it’s because I’ve been lurking your page before and think you’re rad. 

Over and out.